The inspector from the city came for the last time today. He woke me up and i wasnt thrilled about that. When he came in the house i shouted “Im eating a breakfast, im wearing a shirt!” to draw attention to the fact that i was indeed eating a breakfast that i cooked and wearing a semi clean shirt, these things are important.
when i noticed he was a bald man with a goatee i made it a point to say “I am the danger” as many times as i could (one time)
Apparently they deal with this shit all the time, we passed the inspection and he wont wake me up again for at least 2 years.
i wish it was night time all the time.